There once was a naughty leprechaun
Who snapped a sweet colleen's pretty thong
So she made...
I'm Alfred and I killed the people who built the Batcave. I know that it was an evil and shameful...
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If for nothing else, I still have my sense of humor, If not, Im a dull boy, And...
Say you love her with candy
Say you love her with flowers
But whatever you do,
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When you quit smoking, you always go cold turkey and you become very mean. Every time you try to...
"Nope! I do Not!!", said the son to his father The father spun around to look at his daughter...
Mary had a date with the little boy who lived in a shoe.
"Deodorant. Yes, that's what I'll bring...
I bought an electric blanket and wound up nearly dead. I got electrocuted two months ago when I wet...
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I never really had that problem wear i would have to secure my boobs a certain way, and shopping for bras...
We all have that one family member who wears "seasonal sweaters". Their bright with 3D festive designs...
I had enough money saved to buy an XBOX One. It was going to be a Christmas Present for my son....
While trying to get down this chimney, I got stuck. I can't budge, this really sucks! You're...
You're a person who we shouldn't have hired. You were the mail lady but now you're fired! You...
The perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving is to put super glue on your lips. If you're...
