Poem -
I killed the people who built the Batcave
I'm Alfred and I killed the people who built the Batcave.
I know that it was an evil and shameful way to behave.
What I did was very wrong and it's enough to make your hair curl.
But I couldn't risk them exposing Master Wayne's secret to the world.
They died of heart failure because what I did was sinister and crude.
I killed them by showing them a photo of George Bush Senior's wife in the nude.
That photo is enough to kill anyone.
It's much more cruel than using a gun.
You'd better not rat me out or I'll show you that photo too.
That's something that you don't want to happen to you.
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Comments
Randy, Randy! lol, you leave me speechless, thanks for the laugh pal...cheers
'I killed them by showing them a photo of George Bush Senior's wife in the nude.'
This is a riot i don't know who your making fun of more "George Bush Senior's wife in the nude.' Or the fact that Alfred has that picture it makes me wonder lol. Very funny and interesting write.
Randy you are hysterical my friend.........I saw a couple of your writes at "High on poems" ( I think it was there )......regardless..........you never cease to bring a laugh and a smile..........love it !!...........smiles......T xx