Humor

I'm so dumb that when I ordered a chili dog, I expected it to be chilly.
But when it was hot, I...

I've always been excellent at playing pool.
But I got in a situation that made me look like a fool...

I believed those cartoons when Popeye whooped Bluto.
If you're wondering if it was real, the answer...

Two inept crooks robbed my house while I was on vacation.
They left my water running and they died...

Since I have bad luck with women, I decided to build one.
But after I brought her to life, I said "...

I used to watch those Girls Gone Wild videos but I stopped.
The last one that I saw was so shocking...

Some people call me indecent and others call me rude.
People are offended because I go everywhere in...

They climb, they love to climb
It's helped them to survive
Powerful legs and arms
...

When I said that you could have a pet, I didn't mean a skunk.
He sprayed me and people took off...

I have a short fuse and when I blow my top, I'm like dynamite when it explodes.
And that's exactly...

A Greek family ate at my diner and they broke all of my plates.
I whipped them all because they did...

My brother and his wife have a bad habit.
They actually breed more than rabbits.
Last week my...

Three years ago, I fell off a steeple.
My fall was broken by three people.
When this happened...

Everybody is shocked by my lawsuit and because I won.
I sued a Convent because they wouldn't let me...

When a thief got close to my back pocket, he decided to pick it.
He got my wallet and my thirty...