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V-DAY ADVICE

V-DAY ADVICE

Say you love her with candy

Say you love her with flowers

But whatever you do,

Don't say you love her with anything

That costs more than $25.00!

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Tony Taylor

Hey Kimmy!!..........still smiling my friend............Cherie is here and asked me to say hello...........loved this write my friend..............smiles............T  xx

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Christopher Correia

Wow, suddenly Kimmy Allen is my favorite poet to read, this is brilliant, refreshing and funny as hell...much appreciated...and good advice as well, just saying; good luck with that $25 gift idea...cheers mate :D

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Kimmy Alan

Thanks Chris.  Can't wait to check out your work.  But that will have to wait till after V-Day.  I celebrate it like some folks do Christmas.

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Valerie Lynn

Haha this is awesome! Excellent advice!! I completely agree!!

Val ♥️

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Annie Munira

Hahaha this is really funny and true, not worth it to spend too much on people ;)

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