Humor

When a man gave a ride to a stranger, she wanted to perform fellatio.
But he is a gentleman who has...

My teenage son decided to steal my credit card.
I put him over my knee and spanked him hard.
...

Something is happening that is beyond belief.
Cosmo Kramer has become a coffee table thief.
...

She forgot who I was

She didn’t know me anymore

Looking puzzled she shook her head

...

I’ve got a dog I named ‘Eat & Shit’
Would you care to guess as to why I named it?

Bad...

I used to be a bully who had really bad manners.
I learned that it's a bad idea to beat up David...

People laugh and make fun of me because I wear a coonskin cap.
But they'll stop laughing because I'm...

I love my wife but she's the world's craziest driver.
She became famous once when she hit Maria...

I want so desperately
To be a good father
To be a good friend
To be there at the...

You haven't paid your rent even though it's over due.
I'm going to get a new tenant after I get rid...

I became obese when I ate at KFC seven days a week.
I can no longer see my genitalia when I take a...

I'm Barney Fife and I accidentally blew off my foot.
Andy took my gun and put it somewhere and you...

My Cousin scared the hell out of me when he bought a space shuttle.
When he blasted off, I wet my...

In the foggy aftermath of multiple orgasm
As the eyes roll back into focus
The first thing...

Something happened when I lit a cigarette in an oxygen tent.
I'll tell you what happened instead of...