Humor

One day at my favourite haunt,

I met a guy wearing boots he did flaunt,

Crocodile boots...

To kiss an ass
Save, rather
Grind the teeth
And lick unclean gums
Then pucker...

Every now

And then

I see

A woman

With such

A cute ass

I...

She thought she’d be cute

She thought she’s be funny

But I wasn’t laughing

When she...

The situation that my pappy is in has gone from bad to worse.

It all...

don’t look

don’t think

don’t imbide #1

don’t drink

shut it off

...

Where did all the birthers go?

There were so many, not long ago

With voices screaming, ‘...

Because I'm not wearing green on Saint Patrick's Day, a man gave me a pinch and I gave him a punch.
...

I asked my dad to sell half of his land and give me the loot.
I used the money to travel, drink...

There is something about me that people find hard to construe.
I'm only eleven years old even though...

Something happened to me a few years ago that was really bizarre.
I was arrested for drinking and...

In the year 2019, a woman had a sex change.
Then he traveled back in time and what happened was...

You won't believe what I went through when I went to a black man's barbershop.
He was a racist jerk...

Last month I caught a man when he tried to steal my freezer.
I was shocked because he's eighty-seven...

Can't help but take the hand to knee.. It's as if I've been possessed Come young an all and join me.. Bring...

Hawaii Volvo, a phrase

Created in younger days

Why? Who knows,

It sounded good to...