Poem -

Racist Barber

Racist Barber

You won't believe what I went through when I went to a black man's barbershop.
He was a racist jerk and when I left, I called the cops.
He forcibly strapped me in his barber chair.
Then that punk shaved off all of my hair.
As I looked at my bald head in the mirror, he laughed at me.
He laughed and said that I deserved it because I'm a Honkey.
But he stopped laughing when the cops slapped on the cuffs.
He said that he didn't want to go to jail and I said "Tough!"

(This is a fictional poem.)

Like 1 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Log in to leave a comment.

Comments

author
Twisted Angel

This write bothers me a little,  first erm its not funny for me it failed  on that. Second i assume is just a message to say even black  people can be racist...well obviously cos there human like everyone else!!!

But me real issue wos the opening line...why a 'black mans barbershop " ? To my mind is just a barbershop, so on the outset a glaring irony is a poem written to show black people can be racist, wos written by (if accidentally) a racist 

Just to be clear am not having a go at you, just why this poem is unsettling to me...only an opinion

:)

Reply
author
Randy Johnson

I'm not racist and if you're implying that I am, you can go to the devil!

Reply
Poem -

78 Months

Dedicated to John W. Brown (1970-2019) who died on June 3, 2019

78 Months

He was my cousin and friend and his death was a damn shame.
But he decided to do drugs and he only...

Poem -

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part...

Dedicated to Agnes Greene-Johnson (1948-2013) who passed away...

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part XIII

After living for sixty-four years, you had to depart.
You were a terrific mother who had a huge...

Poem -

The Late Diane Ladd

Dedicated to Diane Ladd (1935-2025) who died on November 3, 2025

The Late Diane Ladd

I hate to say that I have some news that's very sad.
We've lost an actress who was named Diane Ladd...

Latest poems in Comedy, Limerick

Poem -

Move on over International...

Move on over International House of Pancakes!

Move on over International House of Pancakes!

Apartment b44 exuded
aroma of pancake house...

Poem -

After being scammed...

After being scammed...

about six to many times
I uninstalled zangi and telegram
for the particular
reason (of...

Poem -

An birthday greeting to my...

An birthday greeting to my eldest sister that went awry...

to those gals named Amélie (means "industrious" or "hardworking," derived from the Germanic name Amalia,...

Advertise on CosmoFunnel.com