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Racist Barber

Racist Barber

You won't believe what I went through when I went to a black man's barbershop.
He was a racist jerk and when I left, I called the cops.
He forcibly strapped me in his barber chair.
Then that punk shaved off all of my hair.
As I looked at my bald head in the mirror, he laughed at me.
He laughed and said that I deserved it because I'm a Honkey.
But he stopped laughing when the cops slapped on the cuffs.
He said that he didn't want to go to jail and I said "Tough!"

(This is a fictional poem.)

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Twisted Angel

This write bothers me a little,  first erm its not funny for me it failed  on that. Second i assume is just a message to say even black  people can be racist...well obviously cos there human like everyone else!!!

But me real issue wos the opening line...why a 'black mans barbershop " ? To my mind is just a barbershop, so on the outset a glaring irony is a poem written to show black people can be racist, wos written by (if accidentally) a racist 

Just to be clear am not having a go at you, just why this poem is unsettling to me...only an opinion

:)

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Randy Johnson

I'm not racist and if you're implying that I am, you can go to the devil!

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