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The Original Streakers

The Original Streakers

Continuing on about the daring capers, that my friend Roger and I conjured up;

Is the one about the...

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L's Silly Answers To G...

L's Silly Answers To G's Silly Questions

These are all the answers in response to Georgina Richardsons "Silly Questions"

Wow! You have...

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Poem Dump

Poem Dump

The Poem Garden
got clogged up… became a dump
some good poems came in
and acted as...

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WORLD'S SHORTEST POEM

WORLD'S SHORTEST POEM

yeah...no.

Poem and image © 2016 by Peter Kaleb Theodoropoulos aka Rockwell Wilder

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The Joke Is On Georgina

The Joke Is On Georgina

When I was a young lad, I thought

About what I wanted to be when I grew up.

The first one...

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PURPLE HEART 4 ORANGE FART

PURPLE HEART 4 ORANGE FART

Secret Commando

In the dark jungle

Donald got sprayed

With a nasty chemical...

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Karma(Shitty)City

Karma(Shitty)City

It was early morning
lazy Sunday,
passing by the downstairs bathroom
I noticed the...

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BUCK MOON IN THE SKY

BUCK MOON IN THE SKY

We kissed beneath April’s Pink Moon

We spooned in the light of May’s Milk Moon

We made love...

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Going, Going, Not Gone Yet

Going, Going, Not Gone Yet

Never fails, I get in line

And the camera goes slo-mo

I’m stuck behind an idiot

An...

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Dinner Voices

Dinner Voices

There's a head on my plate again,
calling me doll-face...
My own madness,
teasing me...

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Half-Century Manifesto

Half-Century Manifesto

I I Stopped working and wrote this

I I don’t want the mansion on the hill anymore

I I want...

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The New Dude At Starbucks

The New Dude At Starbucks

There’s a “new dude” hanging down at “Starbucks”, he got there yesterday;

And all the people...

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Lucky Linda

Lucky Linda

One day as a lad, at the harness races, I was losing and needed a big lift;

So I decided a longshot...

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PENILE LAW

PENILE LAW

I’m a Gender Inspector

From North Carolina

Now drop yer pants

Let me see if yer a...

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Justifiable Road Rage

Justifiable Road Rage

Hey, you moron in the left lane, I’d like to make a pass;

So get over to the middle one, and move...