The Joke Is On Georgina
When I was a young lad, I thought
About what I wanted to be when I grew up.
The first one was an Astronaut,
But I decided against it because I also thought about the
Consequences of a fart in your space suit.
Then it was a cowboy, but the first time
I rode a horse, my cojones were so sore,
I couldn’t walk for a week!
Then a Brain Surgeon, but I almost
Fainted the first time I saw someone bleeding.
Then when I got older, it was a pool hustler, but I
Quickly ran out of chalk.
A male stripper, but I failed at my audition,
When they pulled out the ruler.
Lastly, a Gigolo, but when I went to my
First appointment, she had more craters
On her face than the Moon.
Finally, I found my niche-
I decided to just be myself!
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LOL LARRYÂ that funny I like the ending just be your self that what I have tried to be all my life
Hi Greg,
Glad you liked it and found it funny.
Peace and Love,
xox Larry
DUDE!!.... you are so friggin' funny!!....... the fart in the space suit still has me smilin'!!......I KNOW Georgina is going to have a major laugh!!...... well done brother!!........ hugs-n-high fives......T xo
Hi Tony,
I'm glad you found my poem a real gas!! When I read it to Linda, she laughed so hard that she almost fell off the chair with the "fart in the space suit". Thanks my dear Brother.
Peace, Love and Rockets,
xox Larry
Hi  Larry  Your funny write`s are greatÂ
to read, You have me giggling, my daughter saysÂ
what are you reading so i read them to her she`s  laughing
Great fun write my friend love n hugs Debs xox
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Hi Dear Debs,
Yes, sometimes I can be a real gas. So glad it made you and your daughter laugh.Â
Hugs, Peace and Love,
xox Larry
Well now buster!! It seems that we have a comedian in the family!!! I loved this one, it had me giggling for ages and Geoff likes it too. Just what do they do in a space suit when they need to pump??!!!
Well done honey for making me laugh again.
I love ya kiddo
G xx
Hi Dear G,
So glad it made you and Geoff laugh, because that's what the Dr. ordered! So far, I've had two major oil company's contact me, asking me if I would be interested in a job writing about their gas. Ha-ha!
Luv ya, too,
xox Larry