L's Silly Answers To G's Silly Questions

These are all the answers in response to Georgina Richardsons "Silly Questions"

Wow!  You have asked more questions in one day, than all of my three ex-wives did in the twenty years I was married to them.  I'll see if I can answer a few of them for you.  For your first, have you never heard the expression "Mother of God"?  For your second, Jesus, Moses, Allah and Buddha.  For your third, a "miss" refers to a woman, which is more preferable than a "hit man".  As for the weight, it generally goes to a storage unit, to be put back on within a year or two.  Black boxes are orange because they are generally retrieved from the salt waters of the ocean which turn them orange.  Everyone knows that Cheetah is Tarzans hair stylist.  The white horses are called greys because dust settles on their hides.  The next, because this sandwich was named for the Earl of Hamburg.  Next, they didn't.  They just made an educated guess.  That's so easy "Guantanamerra"!  Very simple, all funeral parlors are equipped with their own gas pumps.  Because it would sound stupid to announce "the mes' have it"  You only see one shoe because, the other one was found by a one legged person.  No, because their teats are so swollen they are just happy to get it out.  In reference to ducks, the other half is hidden in their ass.  Because, as you should know, although they be little, they be fierce.  Sex maniacs, because originally there were forty eight, but they got too tired.  Because most of the dogs come equipped with throat lozenges buried deep in their necks.  The first word was spoken by a mute who finally spoke, screaming "oh, shit" when he came face to face with a dragon.  The dragon got his point across very quickly.  Evidently, the African Americans think they are.  Very simple, because it wasn't in any of the other places.  And finally, it comes from the ancient tradition of many men getting together for drinks, and making several "rounds of toasts", and if you didn't know that, you really are a square.

Giggles, Laughs and Love,

Linda and Larry