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PURPLE HEART 4 ORANGE FART

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Kimmy Alan
PURPLE HEART 4 ORANGE FART

Secret Commando

In the dark jungle

Donald got sprayed

With a nasty chemical

Called Agent Orange

It discolored him

Leaving him cursed

With a funky skin

So when Donald Trump

Wears his Purple Heart

Know he was

A tangerine Marine

Fighting Orange Fart!

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Funny Humor Political Politics Satire
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Comedy
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Hey Kimmy, Β I can't believe I missed this one . Very hilarious, Β you have a great sense of humor and it is on display here . Take care rockΒ 

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