Humor

Q. What is Jewish Foreplay?

A. One hour of begging.

Q. How do you tell who the Groom is...

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining!

But we’d have to charge...

It was mid October nineteen sixty-four, to Atlantic City I had go;

To sell a rare collection of...

One Spring afternoon in two thousand four, Nico, Cody and I were at home;

We were taking our...

Inspired By Georgina Richardson

On the first day of Christmas, Bertie gave Gertie the jitters. A...

I was feeling rather exasperated, I thought my girlfriend would be mad at me;

But the next...

I had a plan for Christmas Eve, clandestine but bound to work;

I placed a mistletoe atop my head...

During the last two weeks, I've been living a nightmare.

My wife's...

Hill and Don

got a room

the tension was high

they could not control it

she...

Screams outside my window wake me up at night

Screams outside my window give me an awful fright...

Pick that crumby up,

What do you think this is?

Crumbyville?

Things have to be...

Pick that crumby up,

What do you think this is?

Crumbyville?

Things have to be...

In the spring of nineteen sixty-two, my Mom had a friend named Kay;

She’d visit in the early...

Why Is everyone sad when they die?
Do they feel they have no choice...

If In death true life...

It scares the shit out of their dogs.

Because they are all visiting gravesites in other Burroughs...