Mistletoe Atop My Headboard

I had a plan for Christmas Eve, clandestine but bound to work;

I placed a mistletoe atop my head board, thinking it would make my girlfriend’s libido really perk!

I told her I would cook for us real gourmet food, and serve some rare fine wine;

For this holiday I thought just right, to get her to unwind!

She showed up at just the right time, she brought me a beautifully wrapped gift;

I opened the first of the two bottles, two glasses later, her spirits began to lift!

The Caesar and the lobster tail, was a feather in my cap;

After Baked Alaska and some great white wine, I said, “How about if we take a little nap”?

For by then it was eleven p.m., and her eyes were almost closed;

But they opened wide when she laid down, right underneath the mistletoe!

I waited for what was coming, my expectations were very high;

But she smiled and said “You naughty boy, you”, dutifully kissed me, then said, “Good Bye”!