Humor

enthralled I watched

with wonder through

the kitchen window

feet stuck to

...

If your secrets, you must tell
It will not, bode you well

If what you confess
Just...

(The day Dory went whorey)

Something’s kind’a fishy
Something’s not quite right
I...

A beautiful villain
I’m Cruella de Vil
Fur covered femdom
Who knows how to thrill...

* I wrote this this for my hubby last year when he was gone on his bike for 10 days. It's goes to the music...

If you get the notion
To find "NEMO"
In that great big ocean

You'll need to check...

Written as a “Twit Challenge” to Georgina

Give up yet Tootsie?

There was an old...

I know that you're in a hurry,

Let me check you over honey.

I can’t decide why you've come...

Your time will come, it will be soon,

Please stop asking....... just change your tune,

...

I am old KGB
From former CCCP

I ride a horsey
And don’t wear T

Leader of the...

When it comes to my wife, I sure don't get any thanks.

We're trying to have a...

There was a place you loved to be, when I laid on the couch or in my bed;

You’d climb onto my...

I met my daughter's boyfriend and he's a thug.

He's a low life piece of trash...

Straight up chilling on my couch
Watching the simpsons on tv
I heard a strange noise
...

Our plane crashed in an open field between two stegosaurus,
We ran directly in the opposite way, I...

I am a man who loves Sears and tools a lot.

But if you're wondering if...

Q. What do you do if you run out of time?

A. Buy Newsweek.

Did the term “Monkey Business...