DON'T BE RUSSIAN, BEST BE PUTIN

I am old KGB
From former CCCP

I ride a horsey
And don’t wear T

Leader of the Mother Land
I also be boss to Uncle Sam

I ask your Mr.Trumpy
‘Who’s your daddy?’

He says nothing
Just drops his panties

Chicks of from former Soviet state
Think in bed I am great

Especially the painted ladies
That have sex for money

We Russians have best hookers
Make good spies go undercover

One hoe married my bitch boy Trump
He’d rather she pee on him than hump

So all you hot American women
Know that this grandpa from Siberia

Can make you squeal and scream
And go into mass hysteria

Now excuse me, I go hunting
Squirrel and moose must die
To show my sexy side
I wear no shirt when I try

Note; I’m going to invade Crimea.  I would have done it before but thought I should wait till Obama left.  I admit, I’ve been Stalin.  Best be Putin things off a bit, and not go Russian in there, till I hold strings that make orange puppet dance.