Poem -

Get a Room

Get a Room

Hill and Don

got a room

the tension was high

they could not control it

she took his clothes off first

he had Slovenian prison tattoos

Melania’s choice

Partially Hill  disrobed  

she had a tattoo it said Bill

they felt young again

because tension was high

it was the best time ever

because

Hill and Don

got a room

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sparrowsong

Hello Mark...

LOL!

I wondered if it was a love and hate relationship...

It gets crazier by the minute? 

Great write! 

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong 

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mark thomas

Sparrowsong thank you its funny out there

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Kimmy Alan

Mark is one of my favorite poets at Cosmofunnel however this work was beyond horrible.  Because of Mark everytime I shut my eyes I see Hillary and Donald going at it like a couple of reporters at the FOX News Chistmas office party.  I haven't saw or read anything this traumatic then when I inadvertently found an old unlabeled video cassette only to discover that it was a sex tape from my mom and dad.  Shame on Mark.

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mark thomas

Kimmy I am rolling on the floor... Its A DISGUSTING WRITE and picture..I have to run to the bathroom and hug the porcelain bowl every time i see the picture..Or have to reply back to comments..Thank you for making me laugh 

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Rockwell Wilder

HAHAHA!  A most palpable counterfactual world!

Rockwell Wilder

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Julie Henderson

Dear Mark Thomas,

This made me laugh.  Well done.  I particularly like the line "they felt young again."

Cheers,

Julie Henderson

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mark thomas

Dear Julie Henderson I am glad it made you laugh 

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