Poem -
PENILE LAW
I’m a Gender Inspector
From North Carolina
Now drop yer pants
Let me see if yer a feller
Cause if you’re a pointer
Instead of a setter
I’m gonna have ta
Take me a picture
Now ya hold still
While I get on my knees
And whatever ya do
Don’t take yerself a pee
“There’s a new Sherriff in the Shitter, and he don’t take kindly to transgenders.”
Note: The above photo is from a mugshot of Conservative Idaho Senator Larry Craig when he was arrested for indecent conduct in a Minneapolis airport not far from where I live.
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NEWS FLASH: North Carolina Governor Pat McCrory has just announced that he has named former Idaho Senator Larry Craig as the state’s Chief Gender Inspector. Inspector Craig’s duties are to inspect public restroom users to make sure they’re not in violation of the state’s penile code. Details on the link below.
https://cosmofunnel.com/poems/penile-law-90839
Respect your opinion sweet Cheri. But when I read about it I couldn't help but wonder how they'd inforce it. Then I got to thinking; what better man other than the former Senator to enforce it.
When I get through laughing - I will comment on this.
HI Kimmy...... This is so funny made me have a good giggle...
thanks for the smiles :-)
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This is hilarious Kimmy, you yanks do seem to have some very odd laws and rules don`t you!!! This is superb writing and well done for making us all giggle today!
Love G xx