Money

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Counterfeit Money

Counterfeit Money

I make money that is not real.
I love to make counterfeit bills.
I have a contact who steals...

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Old Maid

Old Maid

You are a greedy woman and if I were you, I'd certainly be afraid.
Unless you do some changing, you...

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I Want A DNA Test

I Want A DNA Test

You had a baby and you want me to give you money for child support.
You say if I don't give you...

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MILLIONAIRE'S OFFERINGS

Willie Clarke belonged to a very high profile group
All its members are homeless and grateful for...

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The Short Loan Shark

The Short Loan Shark

I have loaned plenty of money to people because I'm a loan shark.
But I've never been repaid because...

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Sugar Daddy

Sadly, this is a true story about a man who I met.

It was hard for her husband and child to believe what she had done.
She ran off with a sugar daddy...

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If money comes

If money comes

If Money Comes

Folks asked, “why do I write poetry?”
And I said,
“I write to keep my...

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Greed Is The Root of All Evil

It's true that the love of money is the root of all evil and it's because of greed.
Rich people want...

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100 Quid

100 Quid

My wife and I visited England and I can't believe what I did.
She wanted to go shopping and I gave...

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The best things in life are...

Count your blessings

The best things in life are free

The best things in life are free.
Things such as oxygen, sunlight, and trees. A new day, family,...

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One Way Ticket To Hell

One Way Ticket To Hell

My daughter loves you and won't dump you like she should.
You are a drug dealer and that makes you...

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Joint Bank Account

Joint Bank Account

When you asked how much money that I have in the bank, $100,000 is the amount.
We got married last...

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LUCKY PENNY

Standing here waiting for the penny to drop
In the water down below to splash and plop
...