Money

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New plough

A simple farmer he was,
Towing his plough along the field,
A golden shine caught his eye,...

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The Rich Man

The Rich Man

The salmon was flown in from Norway,
it was too good for you, so they say,
the towels in the...

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IN LAS VEGAS

The wheels of the slot machines keep spinning
In Las Vegas I guarantee someone is winning
...

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Righteous rightness

R and R

Righteous rightness

The path of righteous rightness. What could it all mean? Will it be the greatest thing that I have ever...

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A FOOTBALLER'S WAGE


I don't quite agree with the money they earn
With wages like theirs they have money to burn...

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HALF A SANDWHICH OR NONE

HALF A SANDWHICH OR NONE

Can you imagine that such a decision like a sandwich for you takes such a long time for them to decide if...

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Homely holiday

Homely holiday

Dawn and
it is going to be
a busy time,
for my money
I should be counting....

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TAKE A NUMBER

TAKE A NUMBER

What a fine way to spend a day?

Remember when you had to wait at the Unemployment office for what...

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THREE PEOPLE IN A BANK

They all met in a bank of all places one day
Quite appropriate with their names I have to say...

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My Card

My card
Where is my card i can't go anywhere without my card.
I don't care about cash coins...

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I'll Be Sent Straight...

I'll Be Sent Straight To Hell

My wife and I both worked at a video game store.
They closed and we're not working there anymore....

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LOTTO

LOTTO

I was leaning on the bar in a tropical island,
someone asked me: 'What do you do?' I said: 'Nothing...

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Midas

*Money Challenge*

Midas

This world of material things,
And all the happiness it brings.
Pocketful of cold money...

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People Coming Round

People Coming Round

Adele's strange voice greeted, 'Hello, it's me,'
when they become rich, they disappear to Surrey;...

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Reservations Suggested

Reservations Suggested

This is for small restaurant owners, that have had to close their doors;
Surviving as best they are...

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$hopping $pree

$hopping $pree

I hate to say I told you so but you wouldn't listen to me.
And your so called girlfriend went on a...

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Money

Money

No more cash in hand we just got our card
we tap it and punch it slide it and show it
No more...