Money

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Sugar Daddy

Sadly, this is a true story about a man who I met.

It was hard for her husband and child to believe what she had done.
She ran off with a sugar daddy...

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If money comes

If money comes

If Money Comes

Folks asked, “why do I write poetry?”
And I said,
“I write to keep my...

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Greed Is The Root of All Evil

It's true that the love of money is the root of all evil and it's because of greed.
Rich people want...

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100 Quid

100 Quid

My wife and I visited England and I can't believe what I did.
She wanted to go shopping and I gave...

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The best things in life are...

Count your blessings

The best things in life are free

The best things in life are free.
Things such as oxygen, sunlight, and trees. A new day, family,...

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One Way Ticket To Hell

One Way Ticket To Hell

My daughter loves you and won't dump you like she should.
You are a drug dealer and that makes you...

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Joint Bank Account

Joint Bank Account

When you asked how much money that I have in the bank, $100,000 is the amount.
We got married last...

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LUCKY PENNY

Standing here waiting for the penny to drop
In the water down below to splash and plop
...

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New plough

A simple farmer he was,
Towing his plough along the field,
A golden shine caught his eye,...

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The Rich Man

The Rich Man

The salmon was flown in from Norway,
it was too good for you, so they say,
the towels in the...

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IN LAS VEGAS

The wheels of the slot machines keep spinning
In Las Vegas I guarantee someone is winning
...

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Righteous rightness

R and R

Righteous rightness

The path of righteous rightness. What could it all mean? Will it be the greatest thing that I have ever...

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A FOOTBALLER'S WAGE


I don't quite agree with the money they earn
With wages like theirs they have money to burn...

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HALF A SANDWHICH OR NONE

HALF A SANDWHICH OR NONE

Can you imagine that such a decision like a sandwich for you takes such a long time for them to decide if...