Money

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Homely holiday

Homely holiday

Dawn and
it is going to be
a busy time,
for my money
I should be counting....

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TAKE A NUMBER

TAKE A NUMBER

What a fine way to spend a day?

Remember when you had to wait at the Unemployment office for what...

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THREE PEOPLE IN A BANK

They all met in a bank of all places one day
Quite appropriate with their names I have to say...

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My Card

My card
Where is my card i can't go anywhere without my card.
I don't care about cash coins...

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I'll Be Sent Straight...

I'll Be Sent Straight To Hell

My wife and I both worked at a video game store.
They closed and we're not working there anymore....

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LOTTO

LOTTO

I was leaning on the bar in a tropical island,
someone asked me: 'What do you do?' I said: 'Nothing...

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Midas

*Money Challenge*

Midas

This world of material things,
And all the happiness it brings.
Pocketful of cold money...

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People Coming Round

People Coming Round

Adele's strange voice greeted, 'Hello, it's me,'
when they become rich, they disappear to Surrey;...

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Reservations Suggested

Reservations Suggested

This is for small restaurant owners, that have had to close their doors;
Surviving as best they are...

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$hopping $pree

$hopping $pree

I hate to say I told you so but you wouldn't listen to me.
And your so called girlfriend went on a...

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Money

Money

No more cash in hand we just got our card
we tap it and punch it slide it and show it
No more...

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Winner and Loser

Winner and Loser

It was the worst thing that ever happened to me.
My life went straight to Hell because of the...

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A MONEYMAN TREE

A MONEYMAN TREE

I know right now we have gone too far
Creating jobs with our bodies
Creating wealth with our...

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My Star Wars Action Figures

My Star Wars Action Figures

When I built a time machine, I traveled back to 1977 and gave my younger self a hard smack.
When I...

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CHARLES (A KING IN WAITING)

This poem is about one of life's fortunate males
His official title is The Prince of Wales
...

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The Meandering Mendicant

The Meandering Mendicant

I’ve experienced three decades of decadence, I worried not what lay ahead;
Living just for that...

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Ten Million Dollar Baby

Ten Million Dollar Baby

Six years ago there sold a coin, the most expensive ever known;
Collected from around the World,...