Money

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Greedy Taxi Service

Greedy Taxi Service

A taxi driver charged me fifty bucks for a short trip.
And then the S.O.B. had the nerve to ask for...

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Get Your Head Out of Your Ass

You're a woman who has beauty but not much class.
What you need to do is to get your head out of...

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CAN'T GET THE COLOR...

CAN'T GET THE COLOR GREEN FROM A RIPE RADISH

Sparrowsong have you hired anyone for the job yet?

All the applicants have a College Degree which...

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My Murder

My Murder

I'm being driven to a lake with concrete shoes on my feet.
When I'm thrown in the lake, I'll sink...

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All Hell Broke Loose

All Hell broke loose when my friend stole my winning lottery ticket.
He collected twenty million...

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The wallet

The wallet

so much depends
upon

a plastic dollar

flimsy yet worthy
paper

beside...

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CHINA NEEDS MORE PLANES

CHINA NEEDS MORE PLANES

We are actually living in one Country and working for another...

We have huge debt to pay......

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WHAT EMBARRASSMENT LOOKS LIKE

WHAT EMBARRASSMENT LOOKS LIKE

After almost three years and adults acting like children...

Costs of 30 Million Dollars charged to...

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"Motivation In The God...

"Motivation In The God of Creation"

"What exactly motivates you,
to do the things that you do?
If it not be Jesus,
what is...

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125 Bucks

I agreed to do a lot of yard work for a man for 125 bucks.
I did the work but when I asked for the...

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I'm In Jail Because Of...

I'm In Jail Because Of My Wife's Breasts

Even though my wife is somebody who I love and adore,
She decided not to let me touch or see her...

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Royalty

Remember the day we robbed that bank,
Or the time we stole money from the rich,
You kept it...

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A Town of Shallow Women

A Town of Shallow Women

You can't catch flies with vinegar but you sure can with honey.
I can't catch any girls in my town...

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THE FREE AGENDA

THE FREE AGENDA

Test the waters...

Free Food...

Free Healthcare...

Free Education...

Free...

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MONEY IS YOURS

The privileged few finish up in privileged places
Ordinary folks make do with ordinary spaces...

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Degredation of morality

Degredation of morality
Permeates through society
From the top to the bottom
...

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Gelded Race Horse

Gelded Race Horse

A man ripped me off, he sold he a retired race horse that had been gelded.
He neglected to tell me...