Movies

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Jack Schwartzman

Jack Schwartzman

He died 25 years ago today, which is a quarter of a century.
He produced 'Never Say Never Again'...

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BOMB

I own a bomb but it's not the kind of bomb that you think.
It's a DVD and it's so bad that it made...

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Robert G. Durant

Robert G. Durant

I owe money to a man named Robert G. Durant.
I want to pay him the money I owe but I can't.
...

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We Got No Time For That Crap!

We Got No Time For That Crap!

(Inspired by the Smokey and the Bandit movies.)

I have a son who is so stupid that I want to give...

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PEYTON PLACE

PEYTON PLACE

Tonight I watched a slice of movie heaven
A film that was first released in 1957
Sex, murder...

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The Old (Fashioned) Cinema

I remember the old cinema
I went there sometimes as a child,
And after several years,
...

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She needed her spine to tingle

She needed her spine to tingle

It's a dark night of many screams
At least that is what happens in her dreams
But she knows...

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Disney May Have Bitten Off...

Disney may have bitten off more than they can chew.
They call certain fans nasty names, that's a bad...

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I Won't Watch Anymore...

I won't watch anymore Disney movies because I don't like how Disney treats their fans.
They call us...

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The Bandit Ran Out Of Gas

The Bandit Ran Out Of Gas

Tribute to Burt Reynolds (1936-2018)

The Bandit always tromped it, average speed of one fifteen;...

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Hollywood smile?

Hollywood smile?

Over here,
Look over here!
Give me your eyes,
Show me your smile!
You live to a...

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Death in Venice

I saw you today, from beyond the grave.
A friends box set tribute,
I watched you change....

Art -

Younger Robert De Niro

Younger Robert De Niro
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John Travolta

John Travolta