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Smoke Free - Part IV

Smoke Free - Part IV

I'm happy to say that I quit smoking half a year ago.
It's been six months today since I last smoked...

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The Death Of Robert Forster

Dedicated to Robert Forster (1941-2019) who died at his home on...

The Death Of Robert Forster

You were an actor and your death has caused remorse.
You starred in 'Me, Myself and Irene' and '...

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72

Dedicated to Charles F. Johnson (1947-2013) who died on July 13...

72

When it came to my existence, you and Mom were my creators.
But Mom died in March of 2013 and you...

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Being a Preacher Is Better...

Being a Preacher Is Better Than Being President

Being a preacher is better than being President of the United States.
Preacher's do the work of the...

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The Evil Al Capone

The Evil Al Capone

He was one of the worst people that America has ever known.
He was a gangster and bootlegger and his...

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An Entire Nation Still Mourns

An Entire Nation Still Mourns

One minute everything was fine but the next, everything went sour.
Terrorists hijacked some planes...

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Happy 49th Birthday

Happy 49th Birthday

If John hadn't died because of drugs, he would've turned forty-nine today.
If John hadn't died, his...

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My Name Is Horace

My Name Is Horace

In 1987, he starred in a movie that was called 'The Monster Squad'.
At a very young age, he died and...

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One of The Greatest Dogs On...

One of The Greatest Dogs On The Planet

I adopted Agnes six years ago today.
She'll be my dog until she passes away.
I named my...

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Happy 48th!

Happy 48th!

Mom carried me for ten months, I was one month late.
Tomorrow will be my birthday and I'll be...

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Elvis Presley: The Same...

Elvis Presley: The Same Amount of Time

You've been dead for the same amount of time that you lived, forty-two years.
You were loved and...

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Death Of a Relative

Death Of a Relative

My papaw died twenty-five years ago today.
It's been a quarter of a century since he passed away....

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Smoke Free - Part III

Smoke Free - Part III

I've been smoke free for three months, that's a quarter of a year.
I quit because of health concerns...