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Pharmacy Shootings

Pharmacy Shootings

Five minutes after I left, four people were shot in a pharmacy.
If I had been there for an extra...

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Happy Mother's Day,...

Happy Mother's Day, Mom - Part V

You're not truly dead just as long as people remember you.
And if I have my way, that is exactly...

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Mom Hated Millipedes

Mom Hated Millipedes

Mom hated Millipedes, she didn't like them at all.
Whenever she saw one, it made her skin crawl....

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Machinations of a Maniac

Machinations of a Maniac

(no braggadocio! modest rodomontade scored triumphantly!)

Unbeknownst to me, a generic human ape,...

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Ina Mae

Ina Mae

She was 79 years old when she passed away.
She was my aunt and her name was Ina Mae.
When a...

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Rest In Peace, Mom - Part III

Rest In Peace, Mom - Part III

You were my mother and I have something very important to say.
I love you and I lost an important...

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Father Ted

Father Ted

You starred in a British sitcom called Father Ted.
It is extremely sad because now you are dead....

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Just a thought, really

I'm 100% pro-vape
anti-cigarettes

But somethings I miss.

You just can't punctuate a...

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In the Cold...

In the Cold...

IN THE COLD

I bought my wood pellet stove in 2009,
from the local monopoly in wood...

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Thanking God For Each Day...

We should thank God for each day we have to live.
We should thank him for every day that he gives....

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Goodbye Charles Strange

Goodbye Charles Strange

Let me tell you about a neighbor of mine.
He had been my neighbor since 1979.
He had a loving...

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2017 Comes To an End

It hasn't been the worst or best year that I've seen.
Tonight at 12 A.M., It will be the end of 2017...

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Merry Christmas, Mom - Part...

Merry Christmas, Mom - Part V: The Last Christmas

Six Christmases ago, you were still alive.

The Christmas of 2012 was your last...