Old

I glanced at them both from afar,
As he helped her out of his car,
He was tall with a lovely...

I miss the love we used to share,
Snoozing whilst he played with my hair,
Kissing my nose to...

Old folks and babies are beautiful aint they
Too old too young to walk
Too young too old to...

I,M OFF TO BREAK DANCING CLASS!
I LOVE TO SPIN ON MY ARSE!
I,VE BEEN DOING THIS
SINCE...

At last, I pause at eventide to take rest

amidst the shadows of the setting sun.

And as I...

When I'm older I wonder what I'll be, will I be a nurse, or will be living on the streets.

I've...

Feeling kinda cruddy, yup, that's the word
Too many fries, too many burgs

When will I learn...

PLEASED TA..MAKE YA AQUAINTANCE
MABEL..IS ME NAME!?
I USED TO BE A STUNNER!?
EARNED...

I'm going to tell you a story, not a long one, not today
But this story I shall tell will be one you...

The town grips my hand.

like old friends we walk down

its memory laden streets together....

GIRL.S LIKE ME.. DONT GROW ON TREE,S !?
SO.. I GUESS YOU,D SAY!?
THAT..I,M THE BEE,S KNEE,S...

SUPPORTING EACH OTHER..IN OUR OLD AGE !?
THO..VERY SAD.WHEN YA GET TA THIS STAGE !?
YA VIAGRA...

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The bright star of my life has dimmed

And casts in shade the years before,

When...

Back when Weird Al was cool

And we played air guitar to Van Halen

Do you remember that?...

The Old School

Up grey stone steps and through the intimidating wooden doors beneath the School...

Rain in thy cup.

Rain on thy soul.

Rain in the eyes of the worn and old.

Tears in...

I COULDN,T ..TELL YA !
WHAT.. A LITRE
A KILO OR A METRE ARE !?
"FOR TOFFEE !"
I...