Party

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Saturday Night

I used to envy the big parties I never went to

To wake up and see all the pictures

on my...

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Hungover

Hungover

11:00 AM feeling shaky

bruise on my leg and head feeling achey

Looking around

...

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classy hangovers

classy hangovers

I like large parties they’re so intimate

A simplicity of the heart was its own

Ticket of...

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Poem -

WHAT..THE FUCK !?X

WHAT..THE FUCK !?X

WE ARE ALL FEELING THE LOVE ON COSMO!
DOES THAT MAKE US..A BUNCH OF WEIRDO.S??
WE ALL WANT TO...

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OOP,S......!

OOP,S......!

SLURP..HIC,,BURP ..OOP,S!
I THINK I,VE HAD.......
WAY TOO MANY SCOOP.S!
CHOP...CHOP...

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" HOLY..HUNNY !"?X

" HOLY..HUNNY !"?X

HOLY SHIT POOH!
WHAT WAS IN
THAT HUNNY !?!?
I JUST LOVE
EVERY-ONE &
...

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MY PARTY TRICK !?X

MY PARTY TRICK !?X

I,M A CRAZY FROG!
I LOVE TA
PLAY WITH MY KNOB!
IF..I PULL IT AS
FAST AS THIS...

Art -

Swot. Bon Swot.

Swot. Bon Swot.
Art -

Auzzie Mozzie

Auzzie Mozzie
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THUMP"N...TUNE,S !?X

THUMP"N...TUNE,S !?X

THUMPER ! TUNE OUT FOR ME !?
LET ME..HEAR YOUR MELODY !?
BEAUTIFUL NOTE,S THAT
DANCE...

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Social Times

Social Times

This time of year brings social times
Amidst great hopes and hidden crimes...

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SWEET...TIT BIT,S !?x

SWEET...TIT BIT,S !?x

WOULD..YOU LIKE A BIT OF CAKE !?
OF...TIT OR BELLY !?
OR..WOULD YOU PREFER!?
A NIPPLE...

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PARTY ! X

PARTY ! X

Be there .. Or be square !

If your not a V.I.P !?

You will miss out on the party !

...

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Red Lipstick

Red Lipstick

I went to Vegas last week
Gambled my life away,
A $1000 a night!
Took one of those...