Heidi and Ben are here
Heidi, Ben Hey guys.
Hello Sparrow
We are here for duty....
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You wake up sitting in a metal chair in a white room. You look at your surroundings. It is a simple room...
I am Dr. Mario and you bow down to me! Look at my convincing skinny body (with green pigment, claws and)...
Sparrow what's all that racket? I'm just making a sign. A sign? Yes it reads Please Pardon My Mess under...
Why can't justice ever be gotten free Sir, can't you squash beef between she and he Cost of...
Through the graveyard she walks
Midnight draws near
Howls and squeals
Add to her...
~~I remember being a kid........
I mean which one of us doesn't, cause I remember every single...
Blood moon in the sky Calling the dead to arise Bones rattle in the wind Hellās door...
On this Halloween
If you go as a witch And I go as your broom Together weāll make...
Biteā¦Chompā¦And chew
Iām going to eat you
No use to run
My sweet little ones...
On āAll Hallowed Eveā There was a prankster Whose prank Would change all humanity...
The door closed loudly behind me as I walked across the foyer. The lights were dim and the hallways were...
"Eyes were open"
"Now are closed"
"Remember me"
"I'll be coming"
An editorial warning of the dangers of Terrorist Penguins
