Wife

I had it made until my stupid wife ruined me.
I was rich until she went on a spending spree.
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I told my wife that she looks like a wicked witch.
And then I had to go to the hospital to be...

When a wig maker saw my wife's hair, he adored it.
He wanted it and said that he'd pay top dollar...

What will become of the woman who loses a life?
I insist on more rigmarole
how reliant I am...

I know that you've been looking for love and romance.
But your boyfriend only wants to get into your...

I forgot to set the parking brake.
So now my wife's car is in the lake.
You're looking at a...

I live in merry old England and I drink a whole lot of tea.
I drink so much that each day I pass...

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Just maybe
you could be the one for me baby
Just maybe
you could be the love of my...

You saw your husband with another woman and you knew he was cheating when you saw him kiss her.
But...

Your pregnant wife is having an affair and she was impregnated by that man.
Two others know about it...

I always thought it was impossible for a person to reincarnate but I learned that they can.
After I...

I floated through her window, past the bullfrogs on the sill
She never even noticed how I breathed...

This tiny woman, from nowhere
Burst in on my grey skies

And said l love you in living color...

It was so long ago a lifetime it seems.
I had no idea I was happy back then.
Always short of...