Wife

I COULDN,T THINK OF A BETTER PLACE TO BE!
BANG IN -BETWEEN THESE IMPRESSIVE DOUBLE G"S
...

OH HOMER, COME ON IN , IT,S DIVINE !
I HOPE YOU,VE GOT A BONER?
& BRING ME SOME MORE WINE...

ALRIGHT,ALRIGHT ! I SURRENDER WIFE !
ANYTHING FOR A PEACEFUL LIFE !
I,M SICK OF ALL THIS,...

Oh pardon me, was you sitting there?
Look like a king, my queen I spare...
to thee.

...

Roses are red violets are blue,
I'm trying to come up with a poem that will do justice to you,...

A YOUNG FIT SINGLE HEN
IS FLOURISHING , IN HER PRIME!
& WHEN SHE IS MARRIED
SHE...

When I should be working, and my hands are, my mind is not

I think of what I will do (always have...

Dear future wife,
So, what's for lunch?
Nah, I'm just messing with you
No need to get...

A Valentine’s Day,
A bouquet of flowers,
A box of candy,
We waited long hours
...

You where in my thoughts every minute
of every day
I wanted to be near you, touch...

Too young to be in love,

maybe you don't know what love is.

Take a educated guess, based on...

How can she not know she’s dead?
The wedding ring dull with soap scum.
I follow her in...

SEVEN YEARS MARRIED, NOW WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT,

HOW TO LOVE SOMEONE, YOU HAVE TAUGHT.

WE'...

Three friends married women from different parts of the country around the same time.

The first man...

This is my hand for you to trust

Upon which lies, now
turn to dust

Open like oceans...

Your eyes

Are bluer than the skies

Of summer. They shine more brightly

Than the...