Wonder

God said: 'I put you there, what did you enjoy most?'
I enjoyed the sunshine, wind blowing in my...

In this poem you will find I hope a trend
It won't cause any offence and won't offend
...

I wished to be an astronaut ever since I was a child.
To explore the stars in your eyes; and the...

Doesn't come once and never comes twice
Comes in threes like those blind mice
So many things...

It's hard being a doggie that doesn't woof
Downright difficult and most definitely tough
All...

I wonder what it's like if I were you
Would I enjoy the things that you do
I think...

The dreaming stopped and the reality starts
You promised me perfume all I got was farts
I...

'Is your figure less than Greek, is your mouth
a little weak, when you open it to speak,
don'...

Shocking and disgusting the old ladies said
Enough to turn the meek a delicate shade of red
...

Spring's Breath, Voice and Touch.

The Breath of Spring is over the land,
With myriad...

In this little rhyme I would like to confirm
I have personally seen in action Sally slow worm...

You will never have guessed who I just saw
Right before my eyes as I left my front door
Was...

Men notice women in all kinds of ways
The way she moves and what she says
Her smile...

She's hugely intelligent,
Simply one of a kind.
With an incredible talent,
And an...

Who paints the sky with loaded brush
Of bright and bloodied crimson hue,
Then dips their...

The nails on his fingers grew and grew
Without any nail clippers what could he do
I'm sure...

Gold rings on her fingers,
And silver bells on her toes.
She's a must see attraction,
...