Phenomenon

Looks like this geezer
Will live on forever
When I'm out for a stroll
Gait's light as...

Stopped for a rest on my drive back home
Got out to stretch my legs
When I got back in I...

I'm sure this has happened to most of you
You come up with this brilliant thought
Before you...

Could you tell me why most hippopotami
Weigh about the same as a truck
In the animal kingdom...

Don't like to brag but I'm quite a stud
After 80 years of practice
Well actually didn't start...

sometimes I wish you were

as predictable as a wooden statue

but you're a woman of flesh and...

Why do I have such disturbed sleep ?

Is it because my troubles run deep ?

Why do I have...

My brain is taking a break

Sure wish it would alert me

I'm cruising along having a ball...

A time for thrills,

A time not not to chill,

A horror film.

And if you don't...

A blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant
Now aren't you really glad you tuned in?

...

Fear is something that follows us around
throughout life it waits until we meet the ground
...

Was once a shy and retiring sort

Never wanted to draw attention to myself

Always listened,...

All the most gorgeous ladies in the world

Will never match the beauty of you

It shines from...

I once heard it said...

“We're all just a li'l drop in a great big ocean”

AREN'T WE ALL!...