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007- STILL NIFTY AT 50 !?X

007- STILL NIFTY AT 50 !?X

JAMES BOND HAS BEEN GOING FOR 50 YEARS!
THERE,S BEEN A LOT OF BLOOD SWEAT & TEAR,S!
CREATED BY IAN FLEMMING & OF COURSE
PLENTY OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN FOR 007
& THEY HAVE ALL TAKEN HIM TO HEAVEN!
THERE,S BEEN ROGER MOORE & PUSSY GALORE!
A LONELY RIDER WITH A 007 INSIDE HER!
THEY,VE BEEN " LICENSED TO KILL!"
& SEAN CONNERY WAS DEFINATLY A THRILL!
THEY,VE BEEN ON "HER MAJESTY,S SERVICE!"!
BEEN " THE SPY WHO LOVED THEM!"
& " LIVE & LET DIE !".NOT ONLY LIVED ONCE
BUT TWICE & MARY GOODNIGHT WAS OH SO NICE!
SENT FROM " RUSSIA WITH LOVE !"
COS "NOBODY DOES IT BETTER"
NOT FORGETTING "MISS MONEY PENNY"
WHO RARELY WAS..GETTING ANY !
TIMOTHY DALTON SHAGGED "THE LIVING DAYLIGHT,S!"
OUT OF THEM AT " THE CASINO ROYALE!"
HE WAS THE MAN WITH " THE GOLDEN GUN !"
& A " GOLDEN EYE!" TO MATCH!
JAMES BOND ALWAYS HAD PLENTY OF SNATCH!
& A "  GOLDFINGER!" & " THUNDER BALL,S!"
THE GIRLS WHO ALWAYS SAID YES!
BUT. DR.NO NICK NACK & JAWS WERE PESTS!
"THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH!" FOR THEM ALL!
& " TOMORROW NEVER DIES!"DANIEL CRAIG & GEORGE!
ALL HAD PLENTY OF WOMEN ON WHICH TO GORGE!
ALL PLAYBOY,S PLAYING ,WITH WOMEN & THEIR TOYS!
WHO BELIEVED " DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER"!
& YOU " CAN DIE ANOTHER DAY!"
IN THE " QUANTUM OF SOLACE!"
& THEY ALWAYS DODGED THE POLICE
THATS WHAT MR BIG WOULD SAY!
ALL JUMPED IN THEIR FLASH MOTOR,S !
& AINT BEEN SEEN TO THIS DAY!
THEY ALL COMPLETED THEIR SECRET SERVICE!
ALL DID THEIR JOB IN THEIR UNIQUE WAY!
FROM THE SKY THEY DID FALL!
NOW ALL JUST DOING FUCK ALL!
BUT ALWAYS GOT LOTS OF PLEASURE
WITH THEIR KNOB " FOR YOUR EYE,S ONLY "!
& I,M GUESSING ..THEIR NEVER LONELY!
MIGHT BE 50..BUT STILL VERY NIFTY!
& THIS TALE IS A LITTLE BIT TALL !!!!
BUT.THEY SURE AS HELL
HAD.... ONE HELL OF A BALL!!

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Jesus Tracey, I'm out of breath lol, how the hell did you manage that one ha ha!!  I bet you would have loved to be a Bond Girl,  Pussy Galore, I reckon lol!!! :)

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