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A 4 LEGGED..HELEN WORTH !?X

A 4 LEGGED..HELEN WORTH !?X

IF OUR GAIL TILSLEY WAS A LITTLE DOG ?
THIS WOULD BE THE PICTURE ON HER BLOG!
THE LIKENESS IS Ā SO UNCANNY,Ā 
I DREAD TO IMAGINE..HER POOR FANNY
NOT A DOG YOU,D WANT TO SNOG!
ESPECIALLY IDENTICAL AROUND THE GOB
IF GAIL HAD MORPHED INTO HER DOG
THEY MUST HAVE BEEN SWAPPED AT BIRTH
A 4 LEGGED, LITTLE REPLICA OF HELEN WORTH X
1 WITH 4 LEGS.... & FURRY FEET
& ANOTHER IDENTICAL VERSIONĀ 
THAT YOU COULD EVER MEET
WITH JUST 2 OF EACH, LEGS & FEET
LIVING DOWN ON CORONATION STREET!

Tracy Timothy xx

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