Poem -

A Prayer For The Lottery

A Prayer For The Lottery

I pray o Lord look down on me

And help me win the lottery

Itโ€™s been ten years now, I must admit

And Iโ€™ve only won a lucky dip

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Birthdays and deaths fill my ticket

So itโ€™s only fair you help me win it

Oh life would be sweet, life would be grand

If you could peer through the clouds and lend a hand

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The newspaper picture I can see

We chose to tick publicity

Champagne in hand, she gave me a peck

As I hold aloft a giant cheque

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It might appear that Iโ€™m being greedy

But you really would be helping the needy

I know youโ€™re busy with life, creation and all

So Iโ€™d settle for five and the bonus ball

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Tony Taylor

I LOVE THIS!!::LOL!!!......I was smiling all the way through this JOHN........ย and then I cracked up on the final stanza....... this is hysterical......I pinned it because it's so well written ....and I want to show it to some friends........ALL STARSย  PINNED....... well done brother poet!!....... LOVE and ROCKETS!!........T xo.ย  ?โœณโœดโ˜€

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John Astley

Thank you very much Tony, I've only been writing six weeks and written about eight

So to get such nice comments is very encouraging.

Cheers

John

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Larry Ran

Hi John,

When you are down and out

And need some bucks

Who could fault you for asking God

To send you down some luck!

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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sparrowsong

Hello John...

Good luck on winning the BIG ONE!

I will help you hold it...

I don't mind...

Great write!ย 

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs and Smiles!ย 

sparrowsongย 

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