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Abra'CAT'abra

Abra'CAT'abra

Finally I have found the transformation spell...
'How to turn a 'Tabby Cat' into a ''Tortoiseshell'!
Now you may wonderΒ 
why or how a cat like me can read?
Well I live with an alchemistΒ 
who taught me sorcery.

I thought it would be easyΒ 
How hard could this possibly be?
I've only read the first few lines
And I'm changing, can't you see?

Place your right paw on this bookΒ 
and make this solemn vow
'I hereby swear as a tabby catΒ 
Miaow...Miaow...Miaow'.

Concentration is the key
I can'not get this wrong
I know I've got nine lives to spare
but they don't last tall that long.

I heard a tale about another catΒ 
who read this very book
And lets just say
He's not here today
Poof'...!!!
Now take another look??

Carey Milton Β© 2018

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