Anemic Checking Account

This Citizen Banker
safely in his compound doth attest,
sans donning his typical
gabbling and trumpeting ways,
while legally tendered,
currently being cents
less lee swept away
soul fully - bellow

wing from my chest
(with fortissimo, the
whirling wide webbed
watery tidal swells
rivaling the peak
of Mount Everest)
reef furring to being
nearly reduced to poverty

hence, essentially buck
king the tide while washed out -
since day short and dollar late
circumstances force me

to cash worthless buffalo chips
astutely as you correctly guessed
from deep pull horrible
United States economic situation,

where option non
existent against invest
ting, nesting, and squirreling
financial resources jest
accessible for wealthy people
to sync investment portfolios
region of popular tax haven,
viz Cayman Islands lest

hefty costs accrue
keeping scrupulously stashed re:
sources untouchable,
where Uncle Sam canst
access ex cell lent
healthy maturing outlook
king monies, and understandable
at rage against the machine

if rainy day funds messed
up, but solvent versus
debts drowning oneself
unable to stay afloat,

where declaring Chaper 7 bankruptcy
doomed to bobbing
within a sinking boat,
and where pointless

to pull out all the whistle stops
including abandoning resorting
to heroic measures
while additionally futile

to shed tears and emote
only kidding self to seek out goat
tam ma Buddha, nor will
I resort to gofundme

(cuz ma last name NOT Kardashian),
but matter of fact lee
roll with the figurative punches
feigning tubby Jew Dee

or an incarnation
of Muhammad Ali
during his ready for prime time Box
sing rebellious jabbering

left fist out fox
sing prize fighter un
defeated champ with mox
see, his champion modesty

oozed muscles like rocks,
a bankable one man
Gibraltar with precious
mettle to the core,

not wanting with his pugilistic,
yet homegrown genteel
ringing true mark
solid core state athletically valued
bankable bonded stocks.