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Annoying Work Colleague

Annoying Work Colleague

Nag nag nag and nag nag again,
Cluck cluck clucking like a hangry hen,
Punch punch punch is what I’ll do to your face,
If you don’t back back off and give me some space.

Chat chat chat and chat chat once more,
I’ll slap slap slap you because you’re becoming a bore,
I’ll shout shout shout at the top of my voice,
If you don’t stop stop stop, OH MY GOD I’ll rejoice.

Someone kill kill KILL ME, I can’t take it no more,
Of your nag chat nag, NO MORE I IMPLORE!!! 
So zip zip zip it before I lose my rag,
And shut your mouth you moany old bag!
 

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sarah harry

lolz oh well i feel sorry towards the person who stepped on your toes lol nice one definitely made me laugh 

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