Attempt At Humour #1

Mr Henry Dillon, was shopping at the store,
He was looking for some skittles, and dropped them on the floor,
The store keeper had seen it, rushed in to give Henry some flack,
He connected with a skittle, and now he's on his back.

Mr Jeremy Evans had a real bad day at work,
He had to get out of the office, or he would go berserk,
He went into the tavern, man he was such a cluts,
He downed his beer by the pool table, and got a cue-stick in his nuts.

Miss Jill Jacobs, was knee high deep in snow,
She really needed to fart, but didn't want to let it go,
She coped a big tummy pain, and then she started to frown,
As all the snow around her, started turning brown.

Mr Smith turned on the TV, wondered "what's on the box",
He was sitting eating pasta, in his undies and his socks,
The TV showed the porn channel, and a lady with a hose,
He coughed and spluttered in amazement, as pasta came out his nose.

Mrs Rita Jones, was on the porch with her teenage son,
Who thought it would be hilarious, to light farts on his bum,
Next minute there was screaming, and flames coming out of his ass,
As he ran into the front yard, and soothed his bottom on the grass.