Benediction For Lord Apple Macintosh

Today the Sunday special brief
iCloud online worship session, I did attend
(via remote support)
found me feeling pampered,

when adept technical support
didst figuratively bend
over backwards, thus aye defend
glorious, righteous,

and zealous Gurus who did expend
their religious fervor, without proselytizing
and sanctified dedication they proffered
as if this secular chap hapt tubby

a long time Facebook friend
diligently persevered amidst
my woeful yelping alarm
where bot sized wetbacks, setbacks,

and drawbacks,
required a secret char
which this netizen vaguely understood
as unfair be-tidings disallowing

thyself to purchase additional farm
ming out iCloud storage
in the deleterious harm
akin to buggy ah mush swarm

comprised documents
(painstakingly slaved over with zest)
plus sundry data necessitating mooch hoe
legal tender (probably every

last red cent of mine) to in vest
concerted efforts of
at least one expert to test
her/his mettle in an attempt

(dim prospect) performing an in quest
to retrieve valuable data lost amidst a nest
of inaccessible "lost" information
(bantering with computer

jargon more so jest
with no intention to "FAKE"
trumpeting minimal knowledge
judiciously impressed

upon thine fifty plus
shades of gray matter, at my be hest
expressing scant cumulative
disc cussing duff frag

minted understanding lest,
a personal goal
to incapsulate in poetic best
not abandoning frustration
with this Macbook Pro
cuz, positive experience
wrought with Apostles eye attest,

so rather then vent
my spleen in vein
hie desisted
to rage against the machine,
and tack toward being urbane

thus, rejoicing with a cherry,
hearty, and mighty byte hooray,
asper driving,
exercising, and foisting

gentle circuitry vis a vis
neurotransmitters and neuromodulators
nudging pull-ups
within cerebral terrain.