Poem -
Bridezilla!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
But not for Bridezilla
That simply wont do!
I want it in satin!
I need this in lace!
Show me a tiaraĀ
That lights up my face!
I don't want Louboutin!Ā
I need Jimmy Choo!
And dusky pink roses
And Gerbera too!Ā
We have to have ChampagneĀ
Prosecco looks cheap
If guests thought me stingy
Then I'd never sleep!
Contour me!
Wax me!
And coiffure my hair!
When I walk down that aisle
I want you to stare!
We'll eat of the finest
On tables adornedĀ
With tea lights and petals,
Then dance until dawn.
And as for the groom?
Well he got a new suit
And as long as it matchesĀ
I don't give a hoot!
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Ā Very clever Scarlet. I think this is a hidden gem,very witty but so true. What a wedding can do to a woman in her ego and a man and his pride can overshadow a lifetime of commitment in which they are about to engage. Ā When the wedding is coming to an end and the lights go out. Now the real decision-making begins can we be selfless enough to give God glory in this marriage? Good read thank you
Thank you Greg
my business operates in the wedding sector and this is a regular lament!
Hello Scarlet...
If I was the Groom...
Where's he going?
I don't know Man but, he's still running...
Great Fun Write!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
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I think the groom needs to run NOW .........!! Ty
Absolutely LOVE this!!!! Hilarious!! Yet true to some!! Fun read, pinned for later xxxxx
Ah thanks Lucy! X
Hi sis xx how weird that we both wrote today about a wedding haha -nice one hun xx
Obvously the wedding awards have influenced us !!! Xxx
Great write!*!*!Ā So much emphasis can be put on the outward when a marriage is about the inward...Ā Love it!
Jacki