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Buried Treasure

For Simon’s “Pirates” Challenge

Buried Treasure

It was named for a famous pirate, who was known as John Laffite
It is the absolute culmination, for a cutting-edge oenophile
To savor and drink from a bottle of wine
Labeled as Chateau Lafite Rothschild
.
It stole the heart of our third President
Thomas Jefferson treasured it great
He would bury his nose, smell its ARRR-dent aroma
Then proffer a glass to his mate
.
Their emotions “soared”, as they sliced into each sip
Golden silver, the jewels of each taste
They’d kill off the bottle, no prisoners to take
Not a drop of red wine would they waste
.
Then back to his cabin, his pistol well aimed
He’d shoot ‘tween the heart of her legs
Marooned on an island, in the Sea Of Love
Plank me once more would she beg
.
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Plunder and booty
Treasure to bury and hide
Your Chateau Lafite

 

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Bradford

Good morning Larry , what a great fun tongue and cheek plus some erotic on this cool write. I would rate it a Rrrrr no kids allowed to read it . Lol just picking . Keep up the great work , rock 

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Larry Ran

My Dear Friend rock,

Great to hear from you.  I know this is "right up your alley".  Your lovely comment has "straight out" excited me.  Please keep them coming.

All my erotic love,
Larry xxx

 

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Marion

Fabulous write Larry ...you have a wonderful style...I actually love the wicked last verse ??...?

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Larry Ran

My Dear Lady Marion,

As I lust for your lovely comments, even though they are not "wicked".

All my love,
Larry xxx

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Jill Tait

Aha very clever my poetic friend ❤️?

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Larry Ran

My Dear Jill,

ARRRR!  Thank you matey.

All my love,
Larry xxx

P.S.  We will be catching up on all the comments we need to make over the weekend.

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Being Me

Love the history (just googled John Laffite) so thanks for that! Love the naughty innuendo ?. And love the unusual angle you took with this challenge. Like the others, I am also impressed with your haiku ability. Great work x

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Larry Ran

My Dear Tina,

I loved every word of your praising comment. 
"Naughty or nice", what was your favorite part?

All my love,
Larry xxx

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Being Me

Always a mix, Larry! Naughty and nice ?

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