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Cars

Cars

I wouldn't buy a mini,
far too tinny,
as for a skoda,
they make you look much older,
maybe a b.m.w.
then I would not wear out the sole of my shoe,
a mercedes,
would drive me crazy
and a ferrari,
driving that fast would be scarey,Ā 
how about a vauxhall,
Could be handy coz I'm quite tall,
in a landroverĀ 
there's no need to look over your shoulder,
I might get a volkswagon,
spewing flames from the exhaust like a dragon,
with a lexus,
it might break down when I'm in Texas,Ā 
I don't like the rolls royce
but that is simply my choice,
possibly a kia,
that would help keep my family and friends near,
but I'll probably stick with my caravan
and holiday in my back garden.

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