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" CHOCOLATE FANTASY "!?X

" CHOCOLATE FANTASY "!?X

" WHEN YOUR TO TIGHT FOR A CHUNKY?
& THERE,S NO ROOM IN YA MONKEY?
& NO HOPE OF GETTING SPUNKY!
SIMPLY INSERT A KIT-KAT INTO YA TWAT
TWO FINGERS ARE  MUCH BETTER
& WILL MAKE YA SO MUCH WETTER!
SO SOONER THE BLOODY BETTER
BUT, DONT FORGET TO WRAP IT IN A LETTER
PREFERABLY SOMETHING RUBBER & FRENCH
STILL BE SAFE, EVEN IF YOUR HENCH?
YOU DONT MIND CHOCOLATE ON YOUR CHIN!
BUT, DRAW THE LINE AT HER SCREAMING
IF IT,S TO CHUNKY TO BE DIPPED IN
IS THIS THE BEST KIND OF CHOCOLATE DREAMING?
IS IT GETTING YA ALL DRIBBLING?
FANTASIZING OVER THE BISCUIT TIN!
LAPPING UP ALL OF THE COCOA!
EAT IT UP, OR USE IT TO POKE HER"

Tracy Timothy xx

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Tracy Timothy

HEY MIRELA X HAHA LEAST YA HONEST, THAT IS STRANGE LAUGHING & GETTING TURNED ON ABOUT CHOCOLATE & SEX ALL AT THE SAME TIME !PMSL THE MORE YOU THINK ABOUT IT THE WEIRDER IT GETS ............. OR PERHAPS WE ARE JUST BOTH A BIT WEIRD??????

CHEERS FOR YOUR VOTES HON & LOVELY COMMENTS X

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Kimmy Alan

Tracy, thanks for the thought provoking poem.  It got me to thinking.  Does candy bars wrapped in condoms sound like a good marketing idea?

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