Comedy

I'm angry because of a gift that I received on my birthday.
My friend bought me "Batman and Robin"...

ponied up late afternoon May18th, 2020
over roan nay bore lee volition.

Unbeknownst how she...

I once knew a man who had a very unusual name
His was a beauty and put others to shame...

A sloth met a moth on a midnight rendezvous.. said the sloth to the menacing moth “You are bothering me...

Actually professional cook
(trained since infancy)
long a staple of our family
since...

Pitter patter up the spout as the bath water drops
This little hairy creepy crawly spider is...

If you go to Cuckoo land
well you won’t know you’ve been there
You could get up to all kinds...

Ultimate mission (ofttimes possible)
closed eyed insight courtesy meditation
ideally buoys...

Outside in the sunshine he decided to go
Where would he go the man didn't know
He would take...

probably mortal enemy cast spell binding jinx)

Both mental versus
physical tasks necessitate...

It was one of the dumbest things that I've ever seen.
My stupid daughter put a screen door on my...

Pearl the partially deaf parrot
resides at Christina’s care hom
l’m not really sure how this...

Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper were stood on the kitchen table
These two tricksters will get mixed up if...

Password for this and a password for that
Then you have to remember the format
What was life...

Yo...over here in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
all the other ones (that follow below)...
them...

(alternately titled no particular reason:
bring unto “fake” trumpeting Caesar
seven salad...

When my friend and I finally got chicks, they decided to leave us.
My friend's name is Butt-Head and...