Comedy

People ganged up on me and I didn't stand a chance.
It was because when I watched The Dukes of...

While figuratively trout fishing
for ideas to write about
analogous (hook, line and sinker)...

Wanted

Caretaker for my Malibu beach house

Also wanted

Malibu beach house

Playing outdoors is how he got his fix
Only right and proper for a boy of six
Making mud...

It was in Italy when he first got the taste
Something that would affect his waist
He had to...

When my girlfriend and I went to a restaurant, Elaine Benes started harassing her.
When she saw my...

I saw it broadcast on TV screens
All about those terrorist machines
Searched through...

As she screams into the darkness, she falls to the ground, crying out " how could u be so heartless", but...

After lounging in bed until
late morning/early afternoon
we (the missus and I) felt restless...

Some call him a bastard and others call him a cunt.
But everybody hates that dog that's on Duck Hunt...

Suffering permanent anatomical
disfigurement, nonetheless
maintaining marital bliss
at...

Taken from the fridge onto a oven tray
Will eventually be consumed for my tea today
They...

Well I have packed my case I’m leaving on the crack of dawn
My accomodation will be all ready and...

Now I am afraid
All alone
I stay at home
The virus ended my job

I use to...

I can't sleep
Up all night
Hearing weird sounds
Gives me the creeps

Must be...

(alternately titled: tongue in cheek humor
cuz the following hyperbole
from this pencil...

It was one day, some day, Groundhog Day
And my brain was stuck on replay
I was screaming,...