Comedy

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Mr. Mole ?

Mr. Mole ?

A labour of velvety moles dwell in the ground
Sows, Boars with baby pups sleep safe and sound...

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A fortune of food ?

A fortune of food ?

What can one do with boredom ?
Twiddle your fingers and twirl two thumbs
Banging beats on a...

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5 Star Rating

A prayer for the heartbroken

Matchmaker at Romace.com
Your dreammaking has the most likes

May you make my life's...

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On the stationary shelf

On the stationary shelf

Mr cardboard box stuttered and a-spluttered and said he:
“I th think I’m th the nicest hollow...

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ON THE LOOKOUT FOR BRIE

Today I decided to go shopping for some brie
Proved to be difficult as you are about to see
...

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Coronavirus baby booms ?

Coronavirus baby booms ?

We were dressed up to the nines
My husband and me
Both looking very similar
when...

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THE TOSS OF A COIN

Toss a coin high up in the cold night air
Look where it landed I think it's over there
Fifty...

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TWO VOWEL POEM

Set myself a challenge that's difficult to do
A poem with vowels but only has two
So here we...

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Super Macho Man's Shame

This poem was inspired by my favorite NES game "Mike Tyson...

Super Macho Man's Shame

Even though I'm only twenty-seven years old, my hair has turned gray.
I was beaten by a boxer who...

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Kissing The Earth

Kissing The Earth

Gliding over bits of angel glory,
Downward as the mountain falls away.
A compelling force is...

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Schvitzing for more'n...

Schvitzing for more'n sixty hours without electricity

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Smoking Does Stunt a Person...

Smoking Does Stunt a Person's Growth

When people say that smoking stunts a person's growth, it's true.
I've smoked for thirty-seven years...

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SWEET THINGS (SUGAR ET AL)

For some it is chocolate and for others its cake
We all like sweet things make no mistake
A...

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Wibbly wobbly jelly?

Wibbly wobbly jelly?

When you eat wibbly wobby jelly do not put it on a plate coz it will wibble wobble off the edge and land...

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They bopped till they dropped

They bopped till they dropped

With a squash and squeeze she poured into her jeans
Determination was the key to her success...

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Confounded and Confused ??

Confounded and Confused ??

She is in a mixed up muddle and making her daughter’s amused
Coz her insomnia is insufferable and...

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Pep Talk

We are all walking contradictions
I am,
Your mother is,
And no doubt, you too;
...