Comedy

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Wish a Wish

Wishes.
Not one, Not two but three.
One is to get more wishes.
But that’s not how it...

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A fine kettle of a fish !!?

A fine kettle of a fish !!?

Mr Sun has got his hat on hip hip hip hip hooray tho here is me sat in the shade along an alleyway
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Suck It

Suck It

Scattered socks and shoes
strewn across my floor

Shedded clothes clutter the scene
...

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The authors mistress

The irony of a poem on Writers block Is not lost on me

The authors mistress

Dam inspiration, oh how you’ll dwell.

Dwell on the last line and dwell on the next,Dwell on the...

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Mr. Silly String ?

Mr. Silly String ?

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented
and mighty strong
People...

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CONTRASTING GARDENS

This amusing little story is about a man from Leeds
Concerns his overgrown garden which is full of...

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A DINGO PLAYING BINGO

I will never forget my time in Australia mate
The Bruces and the Shelias were really great
...

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“Oh you silly thing!!”

“Oh you silly thing!!”

He cuddles her and kisses her saying
“Oh my darling won’t you marry me?”
She blushes with...

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Vignette

Vignette

Gazing out a window
That leads to a driveway
That goes into a road
Connected to...

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Having fun at the seaside?

Having fun at the seaside?

Having fun at the seaside
Munching sandy sandwiches for tea
but that’s part of the seaside...

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NAME GAME

Here is a poem and a stupid game to play
All about names but turned round another way
Blame...

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Weetabix is unbeatabix ?

Especially for Marion ?❤️

Weetabix is unbeatabix ?

I love those rounded rectangle roughages
Weetabix is brimming with advantages
A couple in a...

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Stolen Ford Truck

Stolen Ford Truck

A jerk thought he was being smart when he stole my Ford truck.
But he didn't know that it had no...

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Private Affair!

Private Affair!

You said I`d never match an Italian lover
So I gave you a pizza my mind,
The abuse from you...

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My Son's Jaguar

Warning: This poem has content that may not be suitable for...

My Son's Jaguar

I shouldn't have given my son a choice when I bought him a car.
He could've chosen something cheaper...

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Z

An amusing little thought just entered my head
I'm going to write a poem that features the letter...

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Repast for June 13th, 2020...

Repast for June 13th, 2020...

(and countless provender
scores of years gone by)...
to partake larding refrigerator...