Comedy

Adding and deleting to words is fun to play
Putting it in a poem is hard I have to say
Try...

There was a rotten smell the other day that lingered in our house
A stinky stench that wouldn’t go...

Yes quite juvenile
unladylike childlike behaviour,
mine wife oft times doth display,
I...

I peep out of my window when I hear all the noise
but it is only our quacking commotion from the...

Everyone knew about Humpty Dumpty, he looked like an egg and was such a numpty, he fell off a wall with a...

Insey winsey sneaky spider snuggles in her bed beside her
It watches as her gaping gob goes wider...

(alternately titled:
Random screenshot within me noggin
instantaneously transforming,
...

Do you know there is always that one that sticks out from the rest
acting like a moron and being a...

Eating an apple each day keeps the Doctor away
Well when I was just a young lass that’s what they...

those cosmofunnel users
who come on once each year
they publish their poems
one each...

I share the following lines
with utmost delight
courtesy 20/20 hindsight
June twenty...

That dreaded, disgusting doo doo on your garden path from nextdoor’s mahoosive Mastiff’s aftermath
...

Cobwebs in the corner betwixt the old wooden beams
Silky ghostly shreds spreading all along the...

It’s past eight o’ clock and I have had a very busy day tho mind you I’ve had a brilliant blast I really...

I met that man Tom Foolery the other day
He seemed very serious as he shouted “GOODDAY”
But...

DEDICATED TO CHERIE

He did it at home and did it on a train
Something which was both...

Before golden opportunity
(goes no argh hue mint
the way of Long John Silver)
doth...