Comedy

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THE WONKY PHOTO FRAME

He loved that print so he brought a frame
So began the tale of this amusing little game
The...

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Prostrate issues

Prostrate issues

My dad
told
Me
To
Tie
It
In
A
Knot
Now at 53...

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Ravenous rabbits ????

Ravenous rabbits ????

One solitary running rabbit hopping on my lawn.. another rabbit appears from nowhere in the early morn.....

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I cannot see!!!

I cannot see!!!

Where Oh where can my glasses be .. the problem is I cannot see.. so I feel under my comfy chair.. but...

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EN AND ST

I opened my dictionary this morning on a random page
Words beginning with en appeared like enjoy...

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ELVIS THE MONKEY FALLS IN...

A monkey named Elvis checked into the Heartbreak Hotel
Walked in with his case as he started to...

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Technical difficulty...

Technical difficulty zooming into meeting

Regarding yours truly
he experienced setback
amplified by Luddite propensity
nostalgic...

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‘Off on a tangent’

‘Off on a tangent’

I realise that when I write my Life and Verses it just sounds like when I am talking.. coz I am well known...

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When I am a ghost ?

When I am a ghost ?

I hope my old house in a hundred years or more will still have occupants welcoming it’s door.. and I...

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Wicked bad designed day

Wicked bad designed day

(alternately titled: courtesy Doctor Donald Dossey
who coined paraskevidekatriaphobia
August...

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“Oh b’ jibbers!!”

“Oh b’ jibbers!!”

This little leprechaun loved an Irish lass with his black buckled shoes he was as green as the grass.. but...

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Tripping the light fantastic ?

Tripping the light fantastic ?

Tripping the light fantastic ?

He tripped the light fantastic when he stumbled on the floor.....

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‘Home is where the heart is...

‘Home is where the heart is!!’❀

As I sit amidst my idling of time penning my life and verses that I love to rhyme..my mindfulness misses...

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‘Knickers in a stew!!’

‘Knickers in a stew!!’

I could write about him or perhaps pen about her but I can’t think what she looks like coz my mind is in a...

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another

another

love stand at her open window
in this long hot summer night

dressed only to the air...

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'SICK'

A trial rap

(Written in hospital, out of head on oramorph and clonazepam so sorry if rusty)

10/08/2020
‘...

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Why My Wife Left Me

Why My Wife Left Me

My ex-wife loved to argue, complain and nag.
She hated The Dukes of Hazzard because of the flag....