Comedy

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TEACHERS

It just doesn't add up" the Maths teacher said
The English teacher replied "The worst book I've...

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Married To A Republican

Married To A Republican

She always
Begins
The night
With
Tucker Carlston
Then
The Main...

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Married To A Republican

She always
Begins
The night
With
Tucker Carlston
Then
The Main...

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Skidaddles like a scalded...

Skidaddles like a scalded cat!!!

“ Stay still shadow” as my shadow moves away
Yet I try my utmost to catch her each and every day...

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ONES IN MY LIFE

ONES IN MY LIFE
I LIKE TO SING
LIKE FRANK SINATRA
OH BLUE EYES HIM SLEF!!!!
NEW...

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Idiotic Idioms ?

Idiotic Idioms ?

‘It is raining cats and dogs’ “Is it really” what on earth is that about?
Now that is an idiotic...

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SWEETS OF MY YOUTH

I recall they were kept in a tight sealed lid
The sweets I enjoyed when I was a kid
What a...

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“Teehee in the sea”

“Teehee in the sea”

Shivering like a shaking leaf blowing thru a breeze
As I stood in the icy cold sea trembling my...

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MY ENCOUNTER WITH SID THE...

Mowing my lawn on a fine summer's day
Enjoying the fresh air I have to say
I saw something...

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That broken record ?

That broken record ?

Talking to your’s truly happens alot..am I getting senile and losing the plot ?
I guess I should...

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SAINT-LOUIS-DU-HA ! HA !

Some live in a town while others it is a city
All have basic names more is the pity
Doing...

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THE COWBOY IN ME

The cowboy in me
i always liked cowboy
cowgirls are better
i have had cowboy
...

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The ‘Not-so-scary’ Spider ?

The ‘Not-so-scary’ Spider ?

I see you scary spider and I know that you see me dangling down from my doorframe so visibly
I...

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Gone and done it !!

Gone and done it !!

Should I
Could I
Will I
Won’t I
These are questions in my mind
and if I...

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Defecation clogged toilet...

and found (me) zee papa pooped out

Defecation clogged toilet bowl courtesy metamucil..

Anal eyes zing thee
nightly dump for yesterday
July 8th, 2020 - whereby
plunger helped...

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Retail Therapy ?

Retail Therapy ?

I have decluttered my closet and de-junked my clothes coz I am two sizes bigger so I won’t be wearing...

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The Village Idiot ?

The Village Idiot ?

I saw the village idiot yesterday
He stuck his toungue out at me then he ran away
I sped...