Comedy

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The scoobs

The scoobs

Scooby Doo
or what
is affectionately
Called
The Scoobs
By
Chick's...

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HOW DID YOU GET THAT NAME ?

Wondering who are the people who give things a name
On everyday items no two products are the same...

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Dusk hoover ring dawn ting...

This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e...

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veteran convict

veteran convict

So much depends
upon

robbing a bank
organized

having a clear
getaway...

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Uber

Uber

So much depends
upon

Having 5G network
available

When locating a
Uber...

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“Fee..fi..fo..fum”

“Fee..fi..fo..fum”

“Fee..fi..fo..fum”
I heard a giant scare Tom Thumb
Now as this mighty man stood tall and...

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A Miscellaneous lot ?

A Miscellaneous lot ?

They are such a miscellaneous lot..All of them parading on a podiom plot
There are ‘Had been old...

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Karen

Karen

During times of listening, when you need to pull out stops,
A law imposed by governments, and...

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“NOT TODAY..NO WAY!!”

“NOT TODAY..NO WAY!!”

I am stood watching an animal situation and honestly it is very true what they say..because even with...

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Living In the Basement

Living In the Basement

He lives
in a
basement
As the
Bolshevik
American
Handlers...

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a nurse's round

a nurse's round

this night is high
to many

from a sublingual intoxication
spitting words of insanity...

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The missus pounded mine...

causing percussive rumpus

The missus pounded mine posterior...

Meanwhile good n plenty vibrations resonated
felt and heard round the world wide web
(...

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Mary the old motorhome

Mary the old motorhome

Amanda’s green, mean motorhome is her pride and joy.. mind you she has pulled it to pieces so manys time...

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“She know’s best!!!” ?

“She know’s best!!!” ?

She will not listen to reasoning and it’s to hell with explanations when she is faced with any day-to-day...

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Me vs cancer. My demon from...

(Meant to be a light hearted way of dealing with something way...

More lyrics than poetry. Spoken words but lyrically. So inbetween
20/07/2020
Me vs Cancer....

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The Cosmofunnel way ?

The Cosmofunnel way ?

I follow you, she follows me, they follow her in succession you see
Everyone is following everybody...

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TEACHERS

It just doesn't add up" the Maths teacher said
The English teacher replied "The worst book I've...